A OCATIONAL IEWPOINT









I suppose you're wondering why I've called you here this evening. Well, you see, I'm not entirely satisfied with your performance lately.... I'm afraid your work's been slipping, and ... and, well, I'm afraid we've been thinking about letting you go.

Oh, I know, I know. You've been with the company a long time now. Almost ... let me see. Almost ten thousand years! My word, doesn't time fly?

It seems like only yesterday....





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